I’m Not The Only One Making Fun Of Rick Perry TV Ads…

I guess I’m not the only one who makes fun of Rick Perry’s television ads. I stumbled upon a blog called MamasInk, where they are also making fun of Gov. Goodhair:

Governor Rick Perry would not be amused to learn how much fun we have with his TV commercials here at Chez Baldo. From what I can gather he has no sense of humor whatsoever–just a lot of hair spray.

Some of y’all don’t know Rick Perry from your butt. I envy you people. He’s the former Gov. Bush’s little blow-dried lapdog. He is Mr. Entitlement.

Once a state trooper pulled his Official Government Canyonero over for speeding, and he famously reponded to the tough-as-nails officer (who was a woman, if it matters), “Do you know who I am?” She as famously responded, “Yes, I do, Mr. Perry. And you were speeding, sir.” Love. It.

This Texas Momma also noted: “Anyhow, I’m getting away from my point here. And that point is that Rick Perry is as gay as a fresh spring breeze…”

and…

…I will sit down with bowls of ice cream and wait for these commercials the way some people wait for Lost. Oh, we have so much fun. I have perfected the Rick Perry Hair Toss. “Ride me, stud!” I snarl. I have, after all, seen Rick Perry in the flesh (he visited my department once at UT-Austin, flanked by cybernetic security operatives and enveloped in a faint cloud of Final Net). Once his wife, Anita, visited J.’s campus, and I offered to pay her student escort (a delightful precocious middle-schooler whom I once chaperoned at ACL) $20 if she’d ask Mrs. Perry what it was like to be married to the gayest Republican in Texas. “I’d do it for free!” the student beamed. I love these kids. They really are our future.

Ha. HA. HA. Bawhahahahahah.

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