Kinky Friedman’s Future Energy Czar Cited For Possession

Poor Kinky Friedman. He can’t catch a break. From racist remarks to just plain idiocy, his campaign’s got more baggage than the turnstyles at D/FW International Airport.

Now, his future Energy Czar (if he were to ever be elected, that is) was cited over in Louisiana for possessing marijuana and ‘narcotic’ mushrooms.

‘Shrooms? The last I heard of people using mushrooms was someone I once knew who actually picked them out of East Texas cow fields in the 1970s and had a really bad trip that involved seeing some kind of purple monstor in a bathroom mirror.

Anyway, aside from ol’ Willie’s choice being foreign to most people they found more than 11 pounds of dope in his car.

Too bad that didn’t happen in Texas. After all, once Kinky legalizes the stuff, then por ol’ Willie could have petitioned the Board of Pardons & Paroles for a pardon.

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