Priest Criticizes Jessica, Ashlee Simpson

It’s not exactly politics, but God knows, when their careers in music and TV run out, the Simpson Sisters may well turn to politics. So, in advance of the possibility of two more idiotic ‘independent’ candidates for governor in a couple of decades, check this out:

Pop siblings Jessica and Ashlee Simpson have been criticized by a Texan priest, who warns the pretty pair will pay for their overt sexuality. Reverend Bob Harrington is disgusted by the sexy twosome for swapping integrity for wealth.

And he has hit out at their manager dad Joe - a former minister - for ditching the cloth in favor of a life of glamour, insisting he has “replaced holiness with horniness”.

He fumes, “Their father has replaced his faith in the Lord with the love of money, which is the root of all evil. He has replaced holiness with horniness. Jessica and Ashlee will reap the dismal crops they are sowing. Their breasts will sag and their faces will wither, and they will be left with nothing but a hollow shell. They don’t represent American standards and certainly not Christian standards.”

Why couldn’t this guy turn his venom on Carole Strayhorn and Rick Perry. I couldn’t stop laughing at what he had to say about the Simpsons: holiness to horniness, sagging breasts, et al. Wonder how he’d roast Strayhorn?

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