The ‘Message’
By Vince Leibowitz on Sep 26, 2006 in 2006 Texas Elections
Oh, my, my, my:
Ventura, wearing a SEAL Team cap and his long beard in a single braid, challenged students to “throw a monkey wrench into the machine” by voting.
“The machine doesn’t believe that you vote,” the former pro wrestler said. “You elect an independent and you send a message.”
And, that message is, “Dude, I was so stoned I voted for Kinky Friedman, man! It was bitchin’. Aw, it was cool. I can’t wait to smoke pot with Willie Nelson, man. Sweet!”
or, in the alternative:
“Man, I voted for Kinky Friedman. My mom and dad were right! I really am too stupid to go to college!
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