Ted Poe On Britney Spears Divorce?

The Brazosport News evidently still has the stomach to watch Nancy Grace and thus catch a few gems of Congressman Ted Poe (R-Humble), who is one of her “talking heads” from time to time:

We stumbled across the tail end of Nancy Grace’s show on CNN Headline News tonight and were surprised to see Houston Congressman Ted Poe, Republican from the 2nd District of Texas, discussing the apparent pitfalls for gaining child custody that the singer Britney Spears has presented for herself with her partyin’ ways.

Poe opined cheerily that neither Britney nor her soon-to-be ex-husband deserve custody of the two young boys who are caught in the middle of the couple’s divorce, but that Ms. Spears ultimately will prevail cause the mothers almost always do, even though she has been photographed out on the town a lot lately (including once without underpants!)

What is wrong with you, Ted Poe? Is being a Congressman not enough for you? Not exciting enough? Not taxing enough? Is that why you appear on Nancy Grace all the time?

And, this topic! Why? Do the people of CD-02 really feel a swelling of pride that their Congressman isn’t just a talking head for CNN but is a talking head for CNN when it comes to the Britney-KFed divorce?

I dare say that when CD-02 Democrats finally manage to un-elect you we’ll probably see you as the new legal correspondent on Entertainment Tonight.

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