I watched every minute of the House SA Committee’s hearing on abortion-related bills — which makes some kind of masochist, because it lasted 12 hours and resembled nothing so much as tent revival.

Witnesses informed the committee that, aside from turning our state into a eugenicist society “just like Nazi Germany,” legal abortion is solely responsible for packing Texas prisons with women inmates — because after you’ve had an abortion, there’s nothing left but a death spiral into alcoholism, drug addiction, promiscuity and a life of crime. Until you are saved by Jesus Christ, of course.

It might have been funny, if only every member of the committee except Jessica Farrar and Marc Veasey hadn’t been nodding like bobblehead dolls.

Women in this state are heading into some big, big trouble.