By Vince Leibowitz on Oct 5, 2006 in 2006 Texas Elections, Comptroller Cartman | 1 Comment
If you go to an Asian resturant and order a cheeseburger, you expect it to be…well, kind of off. After all, it’s not their specialty.
Revenue estimates from Carole Keeton Strayhorn are quite similar: you should have no expectation whatsoever that they’ll be worth a damn.
Surely we all remember 1999, when Raggedy Ann (then known as [...]
Popularity: 5% [?]
By Vince Leibowitz on Aug 20, 2006 in Comptroller Cartman | 0 Comments
The Houston Chronicle has up a great piece exploring the many multi-faceted flip-flops of Carole Keeton McClellan Rylander Strayhorn.
To boot (or, perhaps, to ‘flip flop’ would be a more appropriate footware related term), they’ve actually listed her flip-flops in a handy dandy little list:
Popularity: 8% [?]
Popularity: 8% [?]
By Vince Leibowitz on Jul 13, 2006 in Comptroller Cartman | 3 Comments
Remember the episode of South Park where Eric Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment?
Sans an appearance by Sexual Harassment/Don’t Sue People Panda (and any sexual harassment being involved in this particular case), Carole Keeton Strayhorn suing the Secretary of State to be listed as ‘Grandma’ on the ballot is begining to remind me way, way, [...]
Popularity: 6% [?]
By Vince Leibowitz on Jul 10, 2006 in Comptroller Cartman, Rylanderlicious | 3 Comments
Everyone can remember those moments when candidates have either gaffed or made certain moves and statements that turned good campaigns down losing roads and caused mediocre campaigns to be run into the ground.
For Gary Hart, it was lying to the media about hanky-panky with women who were not his wife…for Clayton Williams, it was saying [...]
Popularity: 9% [?]
By Vince Leibowitz on Jun 20, 2006 in Comptroller Cartman | 0 Comments
Instead of standing for “One Tough Grandma,” Carole Keeton McClellan Strayhorn’s longtime moniker, the acronym “OTG” should now stand for “On To your Games.”
This week, Democratic gubernatorial nominee Chris Bell told Carole 4n3p (that’s 4-names, 3-parties for the uninitiated) to dig in her own backyard for supporters instead of trying to flip-flop around like a [...]
Popularity: 7% [?]
By Vince Leibowitz on May 4, 2006 in 2006 Texas Elections, Comptroller Cartman | 1 Comment
For some reason, Carole Keeton McClellan Rylander Strayhorn is starting to remind me more and more of Eric Cartman from South Park.
Perhaps, it’s because I expect her to suddenly, in the middle of a press conference one day, start shouthing, “Whateva’! Whateva’! I do what I want! I do what I want! Respect my authoritah!”
That’s [...]
Popularity: 20% [?]
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